This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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