no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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