My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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