so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
