You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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