Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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