I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Everything about him screamed your future.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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