In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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