Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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