a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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