dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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