Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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