My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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