I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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