Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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