Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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