What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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