Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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