I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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