I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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