i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
