You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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