You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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