did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
She said her name was "party"
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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