Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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