Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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