i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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