PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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its like you know when i get waxed
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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