I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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