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So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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