Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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