12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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