fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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