Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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