I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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