Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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