he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
How naked do you want me to be?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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