You're so nebulous sometimes
hell yes lets make some ravioli
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't deserve a penis
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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