that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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