i don't plan on having that self control this summer
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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