Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I need a beard to bite.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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