I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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