Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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