So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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