The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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