i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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