She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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