I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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