Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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