Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
