I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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