Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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