Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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