some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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