We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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