You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
